officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho)


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sixpenceee:

Diphylleia grayi also known as the skeleton flower. The petals turn transparent with the rain.

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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stay-strong-mydear:

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

this post fucked me up

(Source: vasuki)

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy)

frankoceanfanclub:

If you tell me to chill chances are I was already chill but you just made me mad as shjt and now I’m definitely not chill

truckyousasha:

septemberwildflowers:

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again

the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort

especially if it’s a kiss

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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