Ming D. Liu, A Story A Day #138
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin’ club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh ❞
Sylvia Plath (via mossycoat)
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard