to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
Diphylleia grayi also known as the skeleton flower. The petals turn transparent with the rain.
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
this post fucked me up
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
If you tell me to chill chances are I was already chill but you just made me mad as shjt and now I’m definitely not chill
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
Some people take this website to seriously.